This is a very short special concerning the new released trailer for The Rum Diary. We are one of the first sites to report this trailer! ( uploaded 20 minutes ago on Youtube ). Finally some more Hunter Thompson/Johnny Depp madness!
Now, what is The Rum Diary? First of all, it's a novel from Hunter Thompson, one of my favourite writers. The most memorable movie from HTS's collection is of course Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas. The other one was Where The Buffalo Roam, the first try to get HTS's character to the big screen. But now, a small synopsis:
Johnny Depp plays Paul Kemp, a freelance journalist who finds himself drawn to the Caribbean at a critical turning point in his life. While there he meets the saucy Chenault (Amber Heard) who hangs on the arm of Sanderson (Aaron Eckhart) while he battles his editor (Richard Jenkins).Giovanni Ribisi will play Moberg
Watch the official trailer for Bruce Robinson's The Rum Diary, from ETonline.com (via Movieline):
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Stan Lee sues 'Conan The Suesarian'
Stan Lee Media, Inc. says that it's still the rightful owner of the character Conan the Barbarian. The company is owned by comic book writer Stan Lee.
Stan Lee demands 100 percent of the film’s proceeds. The company claims that its bankruptcy (2001) would have prevented anyone from taking the rights to the Conan character away.
Stan Lee Media, Inc. claims the company was betrayed by a former lawyer who made an illegal deal to transfer the rights to another company that would later green-light Conan The Barbarian.
It's a bit confusing but hell, if it means better movies in the future, go sue em Stan Lee!
Dark Knight Rises newspaper ad thanks Pittsburgh for shooting
Christopher Nolan's production used a newspaper advert to thank Pittsburgh now that shooting has ended.
Nolan and the producers wanted to show their appreciation for using the city as set. ut don't think that this is the end of the spoiler videos! More shoots are still to come ( NY and LA ).
There was a little huss around trees that had to be removed for the film but the producers are giving a $20000 donation to group Tree Pittsburgh. And the trees are getting replaced.
Chris Nolan should pay me for hyping up this movie so much. Seriously, there's something about the Dark Knight Rises in nearly every post.
Disney Factory planning to create Cars spin-offs?
Disney plans ahead with a whole spin-offs series for Cars. First one is Planes. Amazing?
John Lasseter has given a small introduction to Planes at the D23 Expo. The film will be set in the same universe as Cars.
“We're creating]an entirely new film set in the world of Cars but it's about the different vehicles. The first one we're doing from the Disney Toon Studios is called Planes.” He kept on talking about the Cars universe that is really big. It seems his inspiration is not yet dry. “When I look out of my window when I'm driving I see a whole other set of characters.”
The main character of Planes is Dusty( Jon Cryer ), a single-prop agriculture plane who lives in a small town .Will he be able to be as strong as his heroes?
Jon Cryer igives is voice to Dusty. Yes it's the other dude from Two And a Half Men who hasn't got laid in eight seasons.“To be a part of the Cars universe is so ridiculous,” Cryer said as he joined Lasseter on stage. “If you guys ever get a chance to do a voice character in a Disney movie, do it because it's awesome.”
So, what's next? Oldtimers, Bikes, Tie Fighter, Truck, submarine, boats,...
New Puss In Boots motion poster
Ok i'm not going to make a big puss about it. ( See what i did there, i replaced fuss with puss. I'm the King of terrible puns ) Here's the cute promo for the Shrek spin-off.
Antonio Banderas returns to voice the zorro kitty, Salma Hayek also stars as feline companion Kitty Softpaws, while Zach Galifianakis lends his vocal talents to Humpty Dumpty.
The poster shows the charismatic hero momentarily forgetting he’s supposed to be a sword slinging vigilante and not a playful house-cat. Silly Puss.
Scary Movie 5
A shitty summer, economical crises, London riots, the last Potter movie, Bin Laden caught, Charlie Sheen, Kadhaffi and his regime are down... yup, enough material to make a new Scary Movie!
Dimension Films are reportedly hard at work resurrecting the spoof series and there are offers on the table that might bring back the original cast. And please, Bring Sheen back.
So far, the cast members to receive offers are Regina Hall (Scary Movie 1-4), Anthony Anderson (Scary Movie 3-4) and Kevin Hart (Scary Movie 3-4).
No other details have been confirmed as yet, although remarkably, Dimension have stuck their neck out and pinned the project with a release date of 20 April 2012. Great?
Half Life: Escape From City 17 - Part Two
This news is still hot. Thirty minutes ago, it appeared out of nothing in my subscribe box. Two years ago, the Purchase Brothers surprised the world with Part One. Now they're back!
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Anne Hathaway rides the Batpod
The Dark Knight Rises had its last block of shooting this weekend and this means more videos and shots on Youtube! ( She can ride my bike if...ahum nevermind! )
Christopher Nolan's production moves from Pittsburgh to New York. Next is a video with the action in fullspeed, and slowed down at certain moments to take a good hard look at Hathaway's driving skills.
Machine Gun Preacher trailer online
A trailer appeared for Machine Gun Preacher, the biopic of a drugs dealer becoming an aid worker, with Gerard Butler as Sam Childers. This is Sudan?
The film tells the story of Sam Childers, a bike riding drugs dealer who redeems himself and becomes a humanitarian aid worker in Sudan. But can he keeps his hands clean when a rebel army are knocking on the towns doors? This is the official synopsis:
"When ex-biker-gang member Sam Childers (Gerard Butler) makes the life-changing decision to go to East Africa to help repair homes destroyed by civil war, he is outraged by the unspeakable horrors faced by the region’s vulnerable populace, especially the children.
Ignoring the warnings of more experienced aid workers, Sam breaks ground for an orphanage where it’s most needed--in the middle of territory controlled by the brutal Lord’s Resistance Army, a renegade militia that forces youngsters to become soldiers before they even reach their teens. But for Sam, it is not enough to shelter the LRA’s intended victims.
Determined to save as many as possible, he leads armed missions deep into enemy territory to retrieve kidnapped children, restoring peace to their lives--and eventually his own."
The film is directed by Mark Forster( Quantum Of Solace) and will be released on November 18.
Miramax Makes Film Deal With Facebook
As Universal started the process of selling their feature-length films via Facebook( The Big Lebowski ) so the other companies can't stay behind empty-handed.
Miramax has partnered with Facebook and together they will launch Miramax Experience, an app hat will allow users worldwide to watch movie clips and films from the studio. Hollywood Studios are seeing some money mountains in social media.
The price for a rental film? Only 30 Facebook credits ($3), but Miramax said there are plans to sell the movies digitally. [Insert Pulp Fiction quote right here]
This is a new sequence in which we discuss a crap movie that has been released into the jaws of the theatres. I will be doing these reviews on my toilet so let's put those butt muscles to work! Also, they will be pretty short too!
Conan The Antidisestablishmentarian
Jason Momoa from Stargate Atlantis/ Game Of Thrones? Awesome! He's the perfect man to play Conan The Barbarian. And he is!! But other things screwed up this movie. Let's put them in a list!
- Post-Conversion 3D ( This 3D-version of this movie is worthless! WORTHLESS! It's Clash Of The Titans all over again.
- Terrible fucking overacting from Stephen Lang and Rose McGowan. The dialogues are made of stone and wood, and not the ones you can build a house with. If there's a world record of overacting, well these two certainly reached the top charts! ( WARNING: The other dialog is fine! I only had trouble with these two!!
- Trashcan characters like Rachel Nichol'character. What the hell? Only in the movie for a cheap f***
- too less Ron Perlman and Saïd Taghmaoui
This is probably going to be the second 3D-movie from Millenium and Nu Image that's not worth a theatre visit( first one being Drive Angry)
Conclusion: If you like FX, swords, magic, action and Conan you might have a little bit of fun. But really don't expect a blockbuster movie.
Beware! It's not a trainwreck, Jason Momoa is pretty good as Conan, he aint got the charisma of Arnold but still pretty good. I just did not like this movie. I would give it a 5/10 what means a meh, nobody cares. Don't spend your moviebucks on it.
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In today's post we have a lot of newsworthy items. They will be served on a plate of delicious spaghetti with extra cheese on top of it. But first: let's eat our pre-dinner snack! The snack consists of a non-lethal recipe presented to you by Ryan Connolly. Yes, i am talking about FilmState!
Sam Worthington talks about Avatar and its sequels
According to star Sam Worthington, The Lord of 3D is already hard at work on Avatar 2 and 3.
James Cameron is busy writing Avatar 2 and 3, says Worthington in an interview at the press day for the espionage thriller The Debt, in which he has a small role as young David. In regards to Avatar, he’s writing the bible, at the moment, which is a precursor to Avatar 1 and the whole world, basically. I think it’s just to get Jim’s mind back into the characters and back into the world. He’s told me where he wants to take Avatar 2 and 3, and it's momunmental! It's huge! But, you'd expect nothing less from him. He's not going to start it until he's 100%. I know they’re setting up shop down in Manhattan Beach, and when he says jump, I jump.
Worthington simply can’t wait to return to Pandora.
“I love it,” he continues. “I’d do 10 sequels with Jim! I love working with him. He raises the bar and gives you the courage to jump over it, and he keeps pushing. He changes your life. He hasn’t just changed my life career-wise. He’s changed my life as a man.”
Avatar 2 has no release date yet. Worthington's next film, Clash Of The Titans 2, will be released on 30 March 2012. According to Worthington, Clash 2 will be completely different.
Still hope for Dark Tower and Lone Ranger movies
Earlier this week we reported that both films were halted. But it seems the directors are still struggling to rejuvinate the projects.
Director Ron Howard and producer Brian Grazer are currently trying to find new Hollywood funding for The Dark Tower, after Universal dropped the project.
"The soonest we could do it would be June next year," Grazer told the NY Post.
Meanwhile, The Lone Ranger could be back on track if director Gore Verbinksi can reduce the proposed $250m budget. Disney may decide to start over from scratch and give The Ranger project to someone else than Verbinski, according to The Hollywood Reporter. If this happens, do not expect it to be in theatres next year.
MMB's opinion: Would be a retarded move. Verbinski obviously has the experience to do westerns. Take a look at Rango. Yes it's an animation film but still...
Resident Evil 5 to shoot in Toronto
I'm quite fond of the Resident Evil series although i must admit the fourth wasn't that good. The last film ended with a cliffhanger so it's no surprise that the fifth film starts shooting at the studios.
Writer/director Paul W.S. Anderson will be directing once more for Resident Evil: Retribution, with Milla Jovovich as the kickass main character.
They are filming from October to December 2011. The film will be released on 14 September 2012.
Resident Evil: Afterlife has grossed over $296m worldwide so there's no sign of ending the series yet.
Videos and images posted online from Avengers set
You really can't keep a superhero movie down huh? These are images and one video of the set in Cleveland . They were posted on a forum called Superhero Hype.
Ridley Scott directs new Blade Runner film
Thesci-ficlassicBladeRunnerfrom director RidleyScottgetsasequel, according to Deadline.The 74-year-oldBritannouncedanewfilm, but for now it isnot clearwhether it isasequel, prequeloracompletelynew project.
The originalmovie from 1982 withHarrisonFord in theleadingrole and DutchactorRutger Hauerin astarring role,is somewhat based onthe short storyDoAndroidsDream OfElectric Sheepby writerPhilip K.Dick.The storyis set inthe year 2019in LosAngeles andfollowsRichardDeckard, aman whois commissioned to detect Replicants. The filmwas not aninstant hit, but grewover theyears and itdeveloped into acultclassic.
Scott, whois currently busy with isthe 3D moviePrometheus, is directing thenewBladeRunnerfilmHe isalso partners withBroderickJohnson andAndrewKosovfrom AlconEntertainment , both producers ofthe project.Whetherthe film is adirectsequeloraremakeoftheoriginalBladeRunner, is unclear.
Batwing crash on the set of The DKR
Is this movie cursed? Last week, we saw the Batmobile crashing into one of those expensive camera's, now we see the Batwing getting destroyed. I suppose Wayne Industries really uses cheap materials to make its products.
Shakespeare's Coriolanus trailer out
The UK trailer for Coriolanus, directed by Ralph Fiennes, has come online a Starring Fiennes, Gerard Butler, Vanessa Redgrave, Brian Cox, Jessica Chastain and James Nesbitt, the movie is scheduled to open in North America on December 2.
In the film, Caius Martius 'Coriolanus' (Fiennes), a revered and feared Roman General is at odds with the city of Rome and his fellow citizens. Pushed by his controlling and ambitious mother Volumnia (Redgrave) to seek the exalted and powerful position of Consul, he is loath to ingratiate himself with the masses whose votes he needs in order to secure the office. When the public refuses to support him, Coriolanus’s anger prompts a riot that culminates in his expulsion from Rome. The banished hero then allies himself with his sworn enemy Tullus Aufidius (Butler) to take his revenge on the city.
MMB's opinion: This just has to win an Oscar! Or Else Ralph Fiennes will use his Avada Kedavra. Or he gives an awkward hug. Shakespeare transformed to the modern world? Using the same old language? F YEAH!
'The Big Lebowski' Blu-Ray DVD Release Party
The Big Lebowski hit theaters in March 1998, few people could have imagined it would quickly become one of the biggest cult films of all time. Most Chinaman Critics mistook the film as failed follow up for Fargo and it got destroyed at the box office.
Tuesday night at New York's Hammerstein Ballroom, the entire main cast reunited to celebrate the release of the movie on Blu-ray and participate in a panel discussion. Fans travelled from all over the country for the celebration. Am i using the correct nomenclature? Donny: You could use another word for Fans, maybe Urban Achievers? MMB: Shut the fuck up Donny.
The sight of Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, Julianne Moore, John Turturro and musical supervisor T-Bone Burnett together again was inspiring.
The cast members all told hysterical stories about being accosted by obsessed fans in the streets, John Turturro shared his plans for a sequel about Jesus becoming a bus driver and Buscemi shared his theory that Donnie is actually just a figment of Walter's imagination. The whole cast said they would be happy to participate in a sequel, though John Goodman took everybody back to reality by saying there was no chance it would ever happen.
MMB's Opinion: Go fucking buy the awesome Blu Ray DVD Edition or i'll pee on your fucking rug while singing the Man In Me holding a White Russian in my left hand.
Yes I know, The Internet blogosphere is crowded with awesome gaming blogs but i'd like to share some of the most ball breaking info you have ever seen. Yea, i'm overreacting but who cares!
Yes, that excited
Battlefield 3: we need more dinosaurs
Look at this amazing video that will blow you of your RAWKSAWKS! Just for the info, we are NOT showing you ANY footage of the dinosaurless game called COWL OFF DJUDIE ( The guy probably goes raging on the streets when he hears about Modern Warfare 3.... What? Riots in London? Holy Moly!)
Tip: Full screen and 1080p and you'll be like this
If you thought that trailer was amazing, look at the new ACR trailer! Ezio returns in the next AC game, which will reveal the story behind Altair, Ezio and Desmond. Do you all remember the amazing E3-trailer? I nerded all over the floor and it was messy. This trailer has some kind of dubstep music. Not sure if it fits ACR... but anyway it's awesome!
Guild Wars 2: the WoW smasher?
Many MMO games were labeled as the ultimate WoW killer. Remember Lord Of The Rings Online, Age Of Conan, Aion and recently rift. None of them touched the ankles of the massive giant. That's why i'm not going to name it a Wow killer. I believe that both products can and will keep foot in the MMO-world. I'm planning on buying GW2 ( no monthly pay) and maybe playing WoW once in a while. A taste of both worlds. Enjoy the amazing trailer!
Jagged Alliance Online/Reloaded: My personal favorite!
You never heard about this game? Shame on you! Jagged Alliance is a series of turn-based tactics video games. From the first Jagged Alliance installment on in 1994, the series received critical acclaim and gained a significant cult following, although this never translated to major commercial success.
Jagged Alliance 3 was on the table for many years but always had financial problems. In 2006-2007, there were going to be 2 games released. JA:3D and JA3. Both have been cancelled ( i cried ) but one year ago, a German company called bitComposer Games took over the reins and they started working on a JA: Online and a JA REMAKE.
The following trailer is one for the Online version. This game was so awesome back in the days. you hired mercs with a heart, a character. It really hurted when a merc died before your eyes. Now, you won't be blown away by the graphics( Just warning you.. AND TO BE HONEST you had your jaw falling open for BF3, i don't want no injuries! )but the gameplay is so fantastic... just see it!
Small example of the excellent humour in Jagged alliance 2. You can send flowers to your enemy Deidriannea, a dictator who took over Arulco and you have to save the country and kill her.
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First official images of DiCaprio as J Edgar Hoover
We've got a first official look at Leonardo DiCaprio as J Edgar Hoover.( EW.com)
DiCaprio is playing the infamous FBI founder in Clint Eastwood's biopic J. Edgar. The film will track Hoover over many years, from the beginning of the FBI until the fall of Hoover.
J. Edgar will also feature a love affair between Hoover and his director Clyde Tolson who will be played by Armie Hammer. Naomi Watts is playing Hoover's secretary Helen Gandy.
With Eastwood in the director's seat, this one is practically screaming for an Oscar. DiCaprio, seriously, you deserve one.
Hiyo, The Lone Ranger, Away!
Disney halts the Lone Ranger film. It starred Johnny Depp and was going to be directed by Gore Verbinski.
Disney has shut down production on The Lone Ranger, the Western that was to star Johnny Depp as Tonto and Armie Hammer as the main character.
Jerry Bruckheimer is the producer. This would have been the reunion of Depp, Verbinski and Bruckheimer since Pirates.
Disney pulled the plug because of the budget.The filmmakers were trying to reduce the film's cost from $250 million down to $200 million but Disney did not want to spend that amount of money, especially in these times of economical crises.
This is the second western-themed project that has been halted in such a short period. First Stephen Hawking's The Dark Tower, than The Lone Ranger. Is it because Cowboys&Aliens isn't raising enough money at the box office? It's a damn shame!
Mike Myers, signed up for AP4 or not?
Rumous we're spread by Hitflex about Mike Myers who signed to AP4. It's NOT true.
Deadline reported that the recent news has come to a surprise for New Line.
Myers has only just responded to an Austin Powers offer that the company made to him almost a year ago. A Week ago, he showed some interest to the project. Negotiations are on their way.
There we're some ideas in 2008 about the new AP4. The story would focus on the relationship between Dr Evil and his son Scotty (Seth Green). Alas, the Love Guru flopped in the cinemas and Mike Myers retreated to his shell. He only came out to play General Ed Fenech.
( Inglorious Bastards 2009) It was a delight to see him in a more serious move and i loved his cameo.
It is unknown whether the Austin Powers 4 that is currently being discussed will use the same plot, or whether Myers has new ideas to reincarnate the franchise. Cross your fingers for an original twist! SOURCE:http://www.deadline.com/2011/08/whats-really-happening-with-mike-myers-and-austin-powers-4/ ____________________________________________________________________________________
MMB: I've been thinking about changing the site a bit. Now i've been propping all the news in one post. would you prefer it in seperate posts? Or should we keep it this way? I'm also going to deliver a bit of gamenews between the movienews( Gamescom coming) Thank you for your comments. Oh yeah, the title should be nominated ( I also changed the BIG HEADER. Kinda got annoying for you guys ;))
Oh yeah, I'm gonna end with a terrible nostalgic trip to the bad clothing taste of the nineties. and because i like to do random stuff for my loveable MovieMonsters!
No intro? Do you honestly need one? No, you don't! Here you go, Episode FilmState!
Wesley Snipes interested in Blade 4
Wesley Snipes would be willing to star in a fourth film as half-human/half-vampire anti-heroBlade, the star has revealed from behind bars.
"Getting asked this question all the time, my response is: 'Under the right circumstances, with the right team, yes, I'd do another one.' But don't get me wrong, I'm not waiting around for the opportunity. I've got plenty to do," the actor told IGN.
Snipes, who was imprisoned for three years for failure to file income tax returns and will be released in July 2013, admits there are no current plans to resurrect the franchise but says there are ideas for the character.
"It would be nice to fulfil some of the really cool plans we had for Blade, but didn't get the chance to go live with," he said. Let's cross our fingers for Blade 4!
Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Trailer
If you like stoner comedies, Neil Patrick Harris, great writing and Neil Patrick Harris you'll love Harold&Kumar and it's sequels. do not expect an American Pie, it's completely different. Just go see this and you'll have a blast of solely laughing!
Catwoman crashed Batpod into expensive camera
You've read the title. A stunt double decided to test the speed and crashed into one of the Imax camera's. No, No, i don't want to hear any women driving jokes! Alright?
Also, Anne Hathaway doesn't need a stunt double. She does a much better job! Here's the video
It's been a very silent week up to now for movie news. Not many things happened, so we'll have to stick with what we have! But first, the weekly episode of FilmState. Watch it. Seriously, you should watch it. I'm just being careful, Audience. you don't want some kind of Final Destination death accident coming to you right? Just warning yah! ;)
Anne Hathaway defends her catsuit
Anne Hathaway has replied the haters whose been hating on the Catwoman costume in the film The Dark Knight Rises. < The first official image of her riding the Bat-pod was released last week and the fans were not as happy with the look of the suit. Hathaway, replying to the fussle the picture has made, said they shouldn't judge the movie based on early images. "It's disappointing. I think everyone feels a slight frustration with it because those stills so undercut the work that's being done."
“It's Chris Nolan; even the picture that he released of me, that's not everything. That's like a 10th of what the catsuit is. And I've got to say, I find it frustrating and I know he finds it frustrating, but I also think that he's having fun with it, kind of like spooning out secrets. He has a lot more control than you think."
“I mean, honestly, wait till you see this movie. Chris is doing insane things in it. And it's gonna be marvellous and it's gonna be way beyond what anyone imagines that it could be. You can't imagine the things that he's doing, at least I couldn't until I read the script and I was like, 'You're really? Okay, you're going there!'” she said.
Potter Seven Part Two is third biggest-grossing film of all-time
Extended Cut from the most hilarious scène in this epic film
The final chapter of the Harry Potter franchise has earned a total of $1.137 billion globally, bringing it in at third place on the list of highest grossing films of all time.
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 shattered the opening weekend record, taking $483.2m worldwide and currently sits behind James Cameron’s Avatar ($2.78 billion) and Titanic ($1.84 billion) in the little under a month that it’s been in cinemas.
Fans are still ker-chinging through the box-office – many for a second or third viewing. ( As I did ;) I'm sorry, Voldemort laughing and moaning was so damn hilarious!)
All the Potter films have been commercial hits, with the second most successful – Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone (2001) – trousering $974.8m in global box-office (over 7 times its budget).
Even the series' lowest performer – Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004) pulled in $796.7m from a budget of around $130m.
Boardwalk Empire trailer out
You know what feeling i got when watching the trailer? The LA NOIRE feeling. That was just strange. Maybe you see it too? Anyway, it's a great fantastic trailer for a great fantastic series( based on reviews, only saw the first episode :p )
TBS Cancels 'Lopez Tonight'
Yeah, his show is cancelled. Nobody cares.
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Let's end this with a scene from Snatch ;)
Excited by the title? hungry for any kind of information on the movie? What? You're dying to see it? That's precarious, audience! You shouldn't be dying to see , you should be waiting and eating delicious food while you do, like this hamburger!
The Dark Knight Rises: Batman, Bane and Anny Hothaway
Recently we finally got to see the teaser.I t contained alot of footage from the previous movies but it also gave us a glimpse of Bane . Thankfully I found some interesting pictures from Friday's set in Pittsburgh that will make a mess in your pants. ( and yes, I wrote Hothaway )
THE SENTENCES UNDER EACH PICTURE ARE WRITTEN BY A TWELVE YEAR OLD AND DO NOT BELONG IN THE SCRIPT IF YOU MAY NOT NOTICE IT. THANK YOU.
Batman: Wassup Bane, Bane a while i saw you. You got that Bane? From been?
Batman: Just fooling with yah, Bane. Here, taste my elbow, sucker!
BANE: YOU AIN'T ELBOWING ME, BATMAN
Bane: Fuck Batman, i'm outta here
Anna Hathaway... HotHotHotHotHotHot
Ryan Reynolds & Jason Bateman promoting The Change-Up
So these two made a hilarious promotion video. Ryan Reynolds is alot better in comedies than superhero crap movies.
Good afternoon all. You might have heard but Guillermo Del Toro is looking for a new pitch idea. It needs to be a superhero movie. I've sent a small pitch to mr. Guillermo Del Toro( had to be 50 words )
and this is it. ( It's something i quickly wrote, it's really bad :D )
Movie name: Arctic
Tagline: Hell froze over but it's having a meltdown.
Pitch:
2020. North-Antlantic war kicks off between US and Russia. The harvest of minerals on the North Pole has begun. An American squad found an artifact. They touched it, received supepowers. The gates of hell opened. Demons are escaping the North Pole. Russians are closing a pact with them. Are the heroes strong enough to diminish the Russians&Demons?
It's something for Del Toro, right? The movie starts with a war between both countries while a large part of the north pole melted down. In on of the last icecaves they found some kind of artefact. The teamleader touches it and the artefact starts to glow red, a red wave surrounds the team and goes down , deep in their skin. They changed. but then they pass out. When they wake up, demons are escaping the artifact and the whole world is getting destroyed by demons. Russians grab their chances and make a deal with the demons. Not good? :P
Expendables 2 adds Chuck Norris and John Travolta
The head of a Bulgarian film studio(' where they're gonna shoot the film) released some names on the list
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, John Travolta, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke. Who else? Of course, Bruce Willis,” David Varod, CEO at Nu Boyana Studios, told news website Novanite in an interview.
As well as adding John Travolta and Chuck Norris to the list of stars, Varod also talked to director Simon West(Con Air), probably directing this film.
"I believe the sequel will be better than the first movie.", said David Varod.
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis and John Travolta will be the villains. That's what i call Epicosity!
