This was just awesome. This Witch( not the b-word, gentlemen, let's stay nice and friendly)changed the whole HP-universe into a stripclub. Comon, admit it, it's pretty awesome. She manages to be tastefully sexy, and show off some wicked pole dancing moves with some half decent effects to boot!
She can use my wand all the time. She can give my Slytherin a Hufflepuff anytime. She can Whomp my Willow anytime. I'm sure she's an expert at casting the "Phallicus Erectus" spell. She can help me cast my Patronus anytime. Ok, enough :D