Exploitation Extober Special: The Baby Diaper Issue

"Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night."

Before I go on, go to a story ;buy yourself some baby diapers and put some on. I just don't want things to get messy. Y'now? I also want you to close your eyes for a second.

I know where you live and I'm standing right behind you at this precise moment. Y'now?

Oh wait, you've closed your eyes so you can't see this text...Then I'll have to whisper it in your ears... Y'now? But FIRST, let's watch the final episode of Bloodtober, there's plenty of time left to kill you! *ties you on a chair*

Last post I said I wouldn't be doing any more Exploitation Extobers. Naah, i kid my lack of not posting! We're going to watch some terrifying movie trailer/scenes together and not  Prepare to shitzle your diapshle!( That sounded better in my head )

The Brood(1979) 

A man tries to uncover an unconventional psychologist's therapy techniques on his institutionalized wife, while a series of brutal attacks committed by a brood of mutant children coincides with the husband's investigation. 

It's about mutant children killing everybody. If I didn't had my daily Nickelodeon(back when i was a kid, ahum) I would go mad too!

The Haunting (1963) 

Dr. Markway, doing research to prove the existence of ghosts, investigates Hill House, a large, eerie mansion with a lurid history of violent death and insanity. With him are the skeptical young Luke, who stands to inherit the house, the mysterious and clairvoyant Theodora and the insecure Eleanor, whose psychic abilities make her feel somehow attuned to whatever spirits inhabit the old mansion. As time goes by it becomes obvious that they have gotten more than they bargained for as the ghostly presence in the house manifests itself in horrific and deadly ways. 

Everything in this film is perfect. The set, the acting, the direction, the creepy atmosphere... it's great!

Event Horizon (1997) 

A rescue crew investigates a spaceship that disappeared into a black hole and has now returned...with someone or something new on-board. 

I watched this movie when I was a kid and I had nightmares... a lot of them! This is such an underrated horrormovie. Yes it's from Paul WS Anderson but here's a shameful secret: I like most of his movies ( Except Mortal Kombat). He did a brilliant job on the first Resident Evil. I wish the story line would go back to the basics and not this "runnin around the world action packed movie". Anyway, you should watch this movie. But don't watch it three times in a row. You might encounter Bloody Mary....

Rec (2007)

"REC" turns on a young TV reporter and her cameraman who cover the night shift at the local fire station. Receiving a call from an old lady trapped in her house, they reach her building to hear horrifying screams -- which begin a long nightmare and a uniquely dramatic TV report."

 A friend of mine recommended this movie. There's also an American version out but don't watch it. Read this Youtube Comment if you're not convinced: 
I saw REC before I saw Quarantine... I almost pissed my pants when I watched REC... I fell asleep during Quarantine. Lol :x

Misery (1990)

A famous novelist is "rescued" from a car crash by an obsessed fan. 

I haven't seen this one yet. I know, I know! I'm going to buy it tommorow and watch it immediatly! 

The Vanishing (1988)

Rex and Saskia, a young couple in love, are on vacation. They stop at a busy service station and Saskia is abducted. After three years and no sign of Saskia, Rex begins receiving letters from the abductor. 

I've read the novel and it was pretty fun. The movie is even better!

Wolf Creek (2005)

Stranded backpackers in remote Australia fall prey to a murderous bushman who offers to fix their car, then takes them captive. 

This is a real story. More than 3000 people disappear every year in the deserts of Australia. They don't all get lost and die of exhaustion, do they? 

And those were the last trailers of Exploitation Extober 2011! It was bit shorter than last year but hey, we had some fun!  Have a Happy Halloween you all! 

And I'm letting you loose. Untieing the ropes as we speak I'm not going to kill you.Not yet. I won't tell you when, I won't tell you how, and I won't tell you where. It will be a complete surprise for you. You do like surprises, yeah? Well, you're going to love my surprise! Hihihihi.

How do you like them pumpkins?

Next post we'll be talking about the Tintin world premiere in Belgium!( Happened on 22 October, but did not had the time to do a special ;) )

18 opmerkingen:

  1. I want to watch Event Horizon, it looks so awesome!

  2. Some great films, but those pumpkins take the cake for me!

  3. Some great movies!
    Nice blog.

  4. I'd come to the Belgian premiere of TINTIN if someone pays me in Belgian chocolate :)

  5. The pumpkins are awesome. Glad it's November now though, no more horror movies!

  6. Misery was really intense - great performances.

  7. Wow that was really gross. Great blog by the way! Supporting!

  8. Great list and videos! Nice post!

  9. Hah! Event Horizon gave me nightmares when I was a kid too. Epic movie.

  10. not normally my thing but event horizon was awesome


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