Don't worry, the needle is sterile.
Welcome once again to our blog. I'm back from Dead Island because I've been away for a week. You get the joke? I've been away and Dead Island was released a few days ago and it sounds like i was dead, or gone or on an island or( SERIOUSLY WHO WRITES MY PUNS? HANK? IS THAT YOU? You are fired, Hank! No, i dont mean fiery, you got axed! What? NO, I DONT NEED A COPPER AXE, GTFO OUT OF HERE HANK!)
Ahum, let's just show you guys the new FilmState before this gets awkward.
Even more awkward than seeing Dwayne Johnson losing a battle against Taylor "HERPAWOLF" Lautner. Yup. Awkward.
Eddie Murphy to host 2012 Oscars?
According to Deadline, Eddie Murphy might arise as host for the 84th Academy Awards.
Battleship bts lands online
A behind the scenes for next summer's blockbuster Battleship has shown itself at Entertainment Weekly
Human Centipede 2 trailer hits Australia
Dutch Director Tom Six can't wait to get buttfaced( *Shoots Hank* )
A new Human Centipede 2 theatrical teaser has hit the internet and it positively revels in the harsh words handed out to it by the sound and reasonable minds at the BBFC.
The fans of the first film won't be put off by warnings such as "obscene" and "tasteless and disgusting." They'll love obscene and disgusting!
Watch the special teaser below. The people you see are the Australian folks.I suppose the first sequence was just a warm-up. Hehe. Do you hear the sound of a baby crying the last seconds? Is it time for a dead baby Joke? Nah, those are way too cruel.