1 May 2011, A Historical Day: Tarantino announces new movie

Quentin Tarantino's next will be called Django Unchained

His forthcoming spaghetti western, set to star Christoph Waltz, will be called Django Unchained.

The title was first announced when a mysterious photo of the first page of the script was posted on Twitter, and it was later verified by Tarantino's agency.

The film is said to homage 1966 spag-west Django, as well as Takashi Miike's Sukiyaki Western Django, in which Tarantino had a small role.

From Slashfilm:
"Django is a freed slave, who, under the tutelage of a German bounty hunter (guess who) becomes a bad-ass bounty hunter himself, and after assisting Waltz in taking down some bad guys for profit, is helped by Waltz in tracking down his slave wife and liberating her from an evil plantation owner."

My level of exciteness is overlapping my exciteness for Skyrim. Franco Nero, the original Django, will play a small role in the film. There is no releasedate or whatsoever, so we'll have to wait. Life is a waiting game, you wait the exact moment and then you attack.( The waiting game duration is 10 Years at most). 
Kill Bin Laden gets an early release in movie theatres
Oscar-winning director Kathryn Bigelow is working on a new movie called "Kill Bin Laden". Because of today's historical event, the movie gets an early release. Isn't that great?

The original script gave us the story of a failed try to kill Osama bin Laden. Thanks to the recent developments, the movie will give us a happy ending.

 Opinion Time
I don't know what it was, but when i heard that Osama was dead I had a grin on my face. That bastard took away my TV-time on 9 september 2001. After a long day sitting in school, learning hard math( multiplying and dividing by zero was really hard for me)  i just wanted to sit down before my tv and enjoy me some DuckTales, Pokemon, Digimon, Animaniacs and Darkwing Duck. But some damned bearded man destroyed two towers in New York and now I had to pay for his idiocy. After seeing the video footage, i was kinda shocked. This man deserves to die. I wished he was dead.

After 10 years, they finally got him. It is a historical day for America. I'm European( Belgian) and i cheered loud. I'm a bit of an Americanist. This was the perfect time! The democratic party will boost their reputation and Obama will get his extra four years, the time needed to change the country. What did the Republicans do? Put us in two damn wars... I've seen enough SWINES, CROOKS and WARMONGLERS who became president. 

But America needs to be prepared. The whole world needs to be prepared. I expect a counterattack. We've destroyed a symbolic leader and that stings for Al Qaeda, but the organisation is not dead. It's not like you kill SAURON and every orc runs away in fear. But America has proven itself again. I'm proud of you Americans. You can close the 9/11 chapter now. To end our story i have a small comparison with Season Two of Dexter. Dexter took revenge on the killer of his mother, just to close that chapter and let his mind rest. It's nearly the same with what happened today.
Twitter joke time:
At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out.'
'Bin Laden must have had his contact info in his PSN (PlayStation) account.' 
'A prince gets married, the bad guy is dead. It’s real Disney weekend here on earth.'
'Buried at sea? I thought they were going to do a US tour of Osama's body and let us all poke it with a stick.'
'RIP Osama bin Laden, World Hide and Go Seek Champion (2001-2011).'

I know its satire and all, but come on :D

15 opmerkingen:

  1. Good Tarantino news and you're right about Bin Laden.

  2. good win for america and for the rest of the world

  3. This time the terrorists are going to attack the mall of america. Then we'll have at least 10 years of getting strip searched at any place of commerce bigger than a department store.

  4. I have the biggest hangover from last night's celebratory drink. I ate a fuckton of bacon and drank Sam Adams till I couldn't stand straight... AMURIKA!!

  5. ROFL I liked how you compared Sauron and Orcs to Osama & Al-Qaeda!

  6. Haha I hadn't heard the royal wedding one yet, nice.

  7. Not just you dude even Bush was sitting in school - precisely preschool reading stories even after hearing teh news

  8. Epic post. Don't think I can handle so much good news all at once.

  9. cant wait for the next tarantino

  10. Hah. It's just like Samuel L Jackson's script that got stolen. They had to stop filming because of script leaks.


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