Nick Cage bites The Expendables'necks, Source Code on TV and Wild West gets Pulp Fictioned


Welcome back to MMB for your 
bi-weekly injection of  movie news! 
Don't worry, the needle is sterile.
                                                                                             

Yeah, i'm quitting the alliteration titles. It was a good experiment but i had to shut it off *cries*. I'm going to watch some FilmState to get over my sadness... What? Twilight Trailer?? *Screams, cries and falls of a cliff* what, you can skip the trailer to 3:59 and then see Ryan Connolly beats the shit out of this movie? AWESOME!

Nic Cage and John Travolta for Expendables 2



Sylvester Stallone has stated he wants to re-unite Face/Off leads Nic Cage and John Travolta in Expendables 2.The only problem is scheduling for now.

Sylvester Stallone also confirmed that Van Damme and Norris will be in the sequel.

Stallone said: "We’ll have a big showdown between me and Van Damme, which has been anticipated for a long time, so it should be a good one."
“We’ve got Chuck Norris and I think Nic Cage and we’re trying to work out different scenarios. I like using people that had a moment and then maybe have fallen on some hard times and give them another shot."

About Travolta he said: “It’s possible. The one thing I’ve learned is what is a fact on Monday is a complete fallacy on Tuesday. A lot of it is scheduling. It’s not financial.”

Hey Sylvester, you should watch your words. It seems that Mr. Cage is a Vampire and has been running around on this world for a very long time.  This picture is from 1860-1870. If you wanna buy it, go to this link: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nicolas-Cage-is-a-Vampire-Photo-from-1870-Tennessee/260821098271?ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1&ih=016&category=409&cmd=ViewItem
 
Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like
Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of
walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents
himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might
be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.



 Source Code becomes TV series

 

The pitch is as follows: “Three former federal agents who are part of a top-secret program use Source Code technology to jump into the consciousness of people involved in tragic events.” 

 Mark Gordon (Grey’s Anatomy) will producer  and Steve Maeda (Lost, Lie to Me) will be the head of the writing team. It will be on screen in 2012.

This movie made me think about life and death and it's possibilities. And i want to see it again.

Good and Bad but no Ugly News for Django Unchained


This is no surprise to all of us but Samuel L. Jackson has confirmed for Django Unchained. This will be the fifth time they will work together. 

Samuel will play Stephen, a house-slave for the sadistic slave-owner Calvin Candie (Leonardo DiCaprio)

Jackson officially joins an already awesome cast, including Jamie Foxx as Django, Christoph Waltz as a German bounty hunter,and Kevin Costner as... what? I just got a report that Kevin Costner will not appear in this movie. He walks away from a Tarantino movie.

Kevin Costner, rumoured to be playing Ace Woody (crew member of the villaineous Candle), has passed the picture, blaming it on 'scheduling conflicts.'
It looks like Costner would rather make a TV movie (The Hatfields & The McCoys) for the History Channel. But Kevin is also appearing in Zack Snyder's Superman reboot Man Of Steel.
 
Tarantino will now have to find a new Ace. It's a shame. I liked Kevin Costner in The Postman ( Come on, i was 7 years old! ) and Wyatt Earp. I really loved him in those roles. But hey, let's start the gossipping. Who would be perfect for Ace Woody? Please comment in the doobly doo!





The DIY FX Show: Not So Great Job!


Welcome to our weekly Do It Yourself FX Show. Due to late posts by some of the Youtubers i can only show some helpful tutorials. but do not panic, my dear friends! There's an epic short film, a Filmriot episode on car chases ( really helpful) and a Movie Quest Episode. Oh yeah, let's not forget the Fallout: Nuka Break webseries! Hmm, Should i start with the epic short film or not... Oh what the hell, offcourse we"ll start with the epic short!


LOSSES
Losses is a short film Written/Directed/Shot/Edited by Film Riot's Ryan Connolly. Shot for less than $200 in an extremely short amount of time, with only friends and family volunteering to help out as the crew! Losses is an exercise in how professional a project can be with as little resources as possible. 

They had the Red Epic ( Which is a professional camera) borrowed from Eric Kessler. Do you know what this means? A VERY SPECIAL RESOLUTION TO WATCH THE MOVIE AND IT'S MINDBLOWING. A MILE STONE ON YOUTUBE!
    Watch in 2k by selecting "Original". WATCH FULL SCREEN AND ON YOUTUBE! SELECT ORIGINAL TO BE BLOWN AWAY BY THE QUALITY! ( SHIT BRIX )

    FilmRiot
    Film Riot brings you the best DIY filmmaking tips to help you do movie, video and film special effects on the cheap. It's not just how-to though. Delivered by real film makers, the show is interesting, entertaining, and wrapped in a hilarious easy to swallow coating. A how-to filmmaking from the hyper-active mind of Ryan Connolly.
      As i already said in the intro, this episode concerns car chases and car scenes. This was truly amazing and useful for me, because the first scene of my short is all about car chases. There's even an idea which i had for my film explained. I had no clue how to do the idea but now i do. It's the getting into the car quite fast using cuts. Have Fun watching this.



      MovieQuest
      Moviequest replaces BackYard FX at Indymogul's channel. Movie Quest is the show where they give you a topic and you submit your favorite Youtube videos around that theme! And your hosts, Russell Hasenauer and Chad Newhall, make a brand new short film based on that theme, each and every week! Ain't that awesome?



        Parkers Tutorials

        Parkers Tutorials is a DIY Effects show obviously created by Parker. The spirit of Backyard Effects remains in this young fellow.

        'Fallout: Nuka Break' the series - Episode Two
        You're psyched for it. I can feel it. well then, let's watch Episode Two!

        Teutonic Tuesday


        Welcome back to MMB for your 
        bi-weekly injection of  movie news! 
        Don't worry, the needle is sterile.
                                                                                                     

        Yeah, you kinda know what's coming next , right? This episode of FilmState was so good. Even better than...well...[ awkward pause ]...uhm... Let's watch it!




          Lion King in full 3D

         
        The Lion King returns to theatres on Sept. 16 and with specially designed 3D glasses.  Is this really neccessary or will it change the lives of a new generation? I don't know. Wait and see we shall. ( And if you don't get it: This was a reference to George Lucas screwing up his beloved "Sixology" with fancy shmancy 3D FX) Modern Warfare 3

        The Lion King grossed more than $783 million worldwide. Additionally, Disney reports that the DVD is the best-selling home entertainment release of all time. So the special two-week theatrical extravaganza will serve as a strong launch pad for the Oct. 4 release of the movie in high-definition Blu-ray and Blu-ray 3D.

        “The all-new 3D format immerses viewers in the epic settings and puts them face-to-face with these beloved characters,” said Bob Chapek, president of distribution, The Walt Disney Studios. “It’s the must-see, must-own title for everyone.”

        Bob, let's hope you're right. Will this be the start of a whole bunch of disney classics turning into 3D? Sign me up for 101 Dalmatians. I will be blind at the end of the movie because of the black and whiteness but hey, who cares.



        New Muppets pictures online

         
        It seems we have an excessive pack of old kid shows coming at your screen today. More Muppet pictures have appeared online and these confirm that Kermit will perform a banjo musical number. Hopefully this will succeed whereas The Smurfs have failed.
         





        Rumour TDKR: Bane will have a voice box

         
        Tom Hardy's Bane will sound scarier than Uwe Boll directing a film called Auschwitz ( Seriously, what is wrong with that guy http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1722426/), a combination of Germany's worst events. alright, i liked Postal but just as a mindless movie, nothing more. Back to quality movies! 

        The actor is apparently using a voice box to control the pitch and tone of Bane's villainous vocals.
         
        Bane's voice needs to be intimidating, to match Bale's intense delivery of Batman's lines, as the characters are supposed to be equals in the terror stakes. 
        I'm expecting a face-to-face growl battle between Batman and Bane to decide who growls the best. And then they'll start a heavy metalcore band named Batman & Bane's Broseph's, playing in the finest clubs and bars in Gotham City. Boomshakawaka.
          

        James Cameron on Titanic 3D

          
        James Cameron has spoken to Techradar.com ans answered some of our questions on The 3D-conversion of Titanic. Again, neccessary or waste of time? I've seen that boat sink three times in my life, I don't need this. I don't wanna be on that boat, i wanna be in Pandora.

        Techrader interviewed Cameron and asked him some questions on the upcoming re-release of Titanic 3D. On the 3d-conversion process, he said: really don’t enjoy the process."

        “While Vince [Pace – co-founder of the Cameron-Pace Group for 3D tech] and I sit gleefully watching our 3D images being shot, a conversion is the exact opposite.

        “I am five months in so the artists are becoming good and starting to read my mind a little, so it has become easier, but I still sit there with the jog wheel and look through the movie frame by frame and make notes on depth.

        “That should be closer, that should be further back, there's not enough full depth here, there is not enough volume on that shoulder, a little more volume on that urn in the background, see that chair in the background on the left, no the other one on the left, that one needs to come forward another six inches… when the captain stands up we have to do an interlocular dynamic, da da, da da, da da… it's fricking endless!

        “It's a mind-numbing process; it's like mowing the lawn with a toenail clipper.”

        “Clash Of The Titans was a classic mistake. They tried to make 3D a post-production process like sound editing and that doesn't work. The film-maker has to be involved and it takes time and good money to do a proper conversion.”

          The Walking Dead Poster Online

         
         Great, now i want to hear Wye Oak - Civilian again. I fell in love with the song because of The Walking Dead trailer. If you want to read more about it, go to this link http://hollywood-spy.blogspot.com/2011/09/new-walking-dead-poster-highlander.html

        Apologies for the laziness! It's getting quite late for me and my hands are shaking just out of sheer excitement for The Walking Dead. Go play some Dead Island to get prepared. I know i will

         

        Doctor Who is awesome

         

        I've been giving this show a LOT of credit but i just love it. The second part of series six has already started and this week's episode will air Saturday, on BBC One and BBC America. I was planning to write a complete review but i forgot to do it. Here's the trailer to episode four.




        Alright, it's time to end this post. And yes, we're going to end it with a smile. Zinger, a Belgian pop (‘copy paste pop’. ) band, recently won a big contest. I had to share this because the lead singer was one of my English teachers. Enjoy!



        Futuristic Funtastic Film Friday


        Welcome back to MMB for your 
        bi-weekly injection of  movie news! 
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        I'm on a drug and it's called ALLITERATION. It's pretty feisty! Let's watch some FilmState Trailers. One of the trailers is "The Double". I don't know if i told this already but the plot of the film is completely explained in the trailer. It's just terrible. Whoever did the editing should be hanged. Just saying.

        Random Comment Of The Day: This new Blogger interface is really an improvement! Wow!




        JC Van Damme,Chuck Norris and Adkins join the Expendables 2 (They choose the name Expendables because Norris isn't in it. Chuck Norris is not expendable.)



        The Expendables was a giant hit at the cinema's and a nice tribute to all 80's action stars but it missed two of my favourite stars. Welcome back, Van Damme and Chuck Norris. These two are now confirmed and will appear in the film alongside Jet Li, Sly Stallone and others.

        Source: Screenrant
        An official cast list for the Expendables followup has made its way online, revealing that Stallone’s mercenary crew from the first film (Jason Statham, Jet Li, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Dolph Lundgren) and Mickey Rourke are all set to reprise their respective roles in Part Deux.

        Moviehole got ahold of said cast list and is reporting that familiar faces like Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger​ will be back (sorry) in Expendables 2, while the often-rumored Jean-Claude Van Damme​, Chuck Norris, and Scott Adkins​ are all now officially onboard for the film.

        Van Damme will be playing a villain (as was previously rumored) in Expendables 2 alongside fellow muscular martial arts master/actor Adkins (Undisputed II, The Bourne Ultimatum). Willis’ Mr. Church made only a brief appearance in the first film, but he’s long been all but confirmed to become the main antagonist in the sequel.

        There’s no word yet if Schwarzenegger’s role in the second Expendables movie will likewise be larger (or, rather, more than a three minute cameo), but the 71-year-old Norris is only expected to show up briefly in the film.
         Get ready Internet. I can't wait for the new Chuck Norris Jokes and quotes.

        J.Edgar opens AFI Fest 2011


        The world premiere of Clint Eastwood's J. Edgar will kick off the 25th edition of the American Film Institute Fest.
        The gala screening in LA will be attended by the director or lead actor Leonardo DiCaprio. 
         
        Eastwood, who received an AFI Life Achievement Award in 1996, was praised by Bob Gazzale, President and CEO of the American Film Institute. 
        "What a gift it is to be going to the movies when Clint Eastwood is making them and what an honour it is for the AFI to premiere his latest contribution to America's cultural legacy," Gazzale said. 

        "Clint Eastwood is an American icon – one whose work as a director, actor, producer and composer not only stands the test of time but also continues to add new, rich chapters with each passing year."
        AFI Fest takes place 3-10 November in Hollywood. 

        The Dark Beetlejuice Returns


        A new Beetlejuice film has been announced.It will be a reboot, not a remake, advancing the storyline of the 1988 Tim Burton original. BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!

        David Katzenberg  and screenwriter Seth Grahame-Smith have signed to Dreamworks Animation and one of their first projects is expected to be Beetlejuice.

        “We first got to know Seth through his fantastic work on Dark Shadows and it immediately became a priority to expand our relationship with him,” Warner Bros. production president Greg Silverman told Deadline.com.

        “Seth introduced us to David, who greatly impressed us with the vision for KatzSmith from the very first meeting. We firmly believe in their talents and are extremely excited to welcome them to the Warner family.”

        The Future According To Films
        We're ending todays' post with a timeline showing you how the future would like if films were real. Click on it to make it bigger and readable ;D
        OR  go to this link : http://imageshack.us/f/197/inforn.jpg/

        The DIY FX Show: Great Job!


        Last week I posted a list on what i had planned for this blog. I had to scrap some things off like the gameplay commentary ( running into some problems and i can't  do them at the moment) but the plans for the dutch blog are getting shaped up. What I didn't tell you was my idea to start a weekly compilation of DIY videos. 

        Some months ago, i thought of starting my own DIY Show and sharing it here, on this blog and on Youtube. But that would take a lot of my time to make those videos so i'm keeping it on compilations....for now. ;)

        I know that you, my audience, loves to devour all filmnews but this post will be different. Just a small warning. 

        Mad Monster Lab
        Mad Monster Lab is a DIY Effects show created by Ralis Kahn and co-hosted by Zack Finfrock. It shows the professional way to do Hollywood special effects, straight from a 20+ year veteran.

        The MML Show is one of the new descendants to Backyard FX, the greatest DIY Show that has been cancelled after four long years. I must say that BYFX was a lot cheaper and easyier but MML shows you the professional way to do it. There are many others who rose out of the BYFX grave but more on that later. Let's watch the first episode of Mad Monster Lab! 

        This episode concerns the topic blood spatter tube. I made one for my short film with a pump but it kinda failed. I wanted to do the Kill Bill blood spray effect but it didn't work out. 



        Parkers Tutorials

        Parkers Tutorials is a DIY Effects show obviously created by Parker. The spirit of Backyard Effects remains in this young fellow.

        You just breathe the whole BY FX spirit going through this DIY show. The acting isn't superb yet, but hey comon. It's part of the experience! He really makes a great effort! In this episode he builds a Thor Hammer and it really looks damn well!



        FilmRiot
        Film Riot brings you the best DIY filmmaking tips to help you do movie, video and film special effects on the cheap. It's not just how-to though. Delivered by real film makers, the show is interesting, entertaining, and wrapped in a hilarious easy to swallow coating. A how-to filmmaking from the hyper-active mind of Ryan Connolly.
          Every week i'm blown away by this amazing DIY Show. I've been following it for a few months now and I know a LOT more about film, After FX, Premiere, audio and so on. It has been so helpful for me so i'm declaring this show the Best DIY Show on Youtube. 

          Before it was Backyard FX, but now that it has been cancelled... and no, i'm not getting paid by Ryan Connolly. I just love the show ;)


          EDIT: New video  has just been added :D


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          Let's hope you enjoyed this compilation of DIY videos. Now go make some shortfilms or webseries! Talking about webseries, I will show you the first episode of Fallout: Nuka Break! If you love Fallout, you should watch this one! It's amazing! 

          And i know, when i'm doing my blog rounds i'm just checking out, reading quickly and scrolling through the videos but you should take your time watching these if you want. Or come back another day when you do have time. See you next week!


          Tenacious Tuesday


          Welcome back to MMB for your 
          bi-weekly injection of  movie news! 
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          Welcome once again to our blog. I'm back from Dead Island because I've been away for a week. You get the joke? I've been away and Dead Island was released a few days ago and it sounds like i was dead, or gone or on an island or( SERIOUSLY WHO WRITES MY PUNS? HANK? IS THAT YOU? You are fired, Hank! No, i dont mean fiery, you got axed! What? NO, I DONT NEED A COPPER AXE, GTFO OUT OF HERE HANK!)

          Ahum, let's just show you guys the new FilmState before this gets awkward.
          Even more awkward than seeing Dwayne Johnson losing a battle against Taylor "HERPAWOLF" Lautner. Yup. Awkward.



          Eddie Murphy to host 2012 Oscars?

          According to Deadline, Eddie Murphy might arise as host for the 84th Academy Awards.

           The producer for this year is Brett Ratner and he has chosen Eddie Murphy out of the list of possible hosts. This should not be a big surprise because they have recently worked together on the upcoming comedy Tower Heist, which received a "meh" by Ryan Connolly. I mean, his opinion is sewious bwusinez here.

          'Tower Heist,' just like my previous movies were great preparation for me to make this movie, this is preparation for me to do something huge with Eddie. Also, he's not just a comedic genius. He's more of a film historian and a student of cinema than I am or anybody out there," says Brett Ratner in an interview for MTV News.

          With his background in stand-up comedy, Murphy could certainly bring some smashing comedy on the stage. Everything's better than James Franco. Nothing against him personally, he's one of my favourite actors but he didn't fit as host.

          Anne Hathaway fights for an apple


          No, i'm not talking about a movie about fighting against the Apple Domination. I'm talking about Anne Hatheway fighting for an apple in a scène for The Dark Knight Rises.

          Right in the middle of The Big Apple. She is the apple of my eye. Seems like the guy is a...rotten apple in the group. YEEEAAAAAHHHHH ( GODDAMNIT HANK STOP CHANGIN MY TEXT)
          Whether this was a mugger who took an interest in her juicy fruit ( does this sounds so wrong or is it just me ) or just a random encounter, we're not too sure. 
          That picture was captured by JustJared.com


          Battleship bts lands online

          A behind the scenes for next summer's blockbuster Battleship has shown itself at Entertainment Weekly

          We  get our first proper look at Rihanna in action in her first movie role. Yay. Battleship opens on 18 May 2012.


          Human Centipede 2 trailer hits Australia 

          Dutch Director Tom Six can't wait to get buttfaced( *Shoots Hank* )


          A new Human Centipede 2 theatrical teaser has hit the internet and it positively revels in the harsh words handed out to it by the sound and reasonable minds at the BBFC.

          The fans of the first film won't be put off by warnings such as "obscene" and "tasteless and disgusting." They'll love obscene and disgusting!

          Watch the special teaser below. The people you see are the Australian folks.I suppose the first sequence was just a warm-up. Hehe. Do you hear the sound of a baby crying the last seconds? Is it time for a dead baby Joke? Nah, those are way too cruel.



          Community Season 3 Extended Promo 

          I nearly laughed my balls off watching this. It's too damn hilarious. You should start watching this! It's much better than The Big Bang Theory.